Electronic Arts has filed a trademark (or two) for Alice: Madness Returns.

It’s a bad pun, but I cannot fathom it being qualitatively worse than Bad Day LA—which is easily the most repulsive, juvenile and absymal game I have ever played.

(Don’t get me wrong, this sequel from a textbook hack/borderline con artist that no one—not even the early aughts mall goths who were fans of the original—is anticipating will be crap and several hundred levels below New Kids on the Block’s reunion album on the creative bankruptcy scale.)